You ever see a bankster bribe an endorsement from a slick environmentalist who cares very little for free speech - but loves an organic garden under an authoritarian regime?

But some types of provincial officials line-up so easily,

Loyalists of a haunting and unpopular, unhappy prince.

In the end, it’s just called a greenwash folks,

It's why I bank TD, their background is green,

And that was good enough for me.

But they’re just a dishonest city bank,

A bankster’s an entire global swindle,

Always looking for a home to pillage.

Please don’t stay here, dull banker boy,

I’m poor as beans with no future to see,

And your giddy smile looking down me,

Is a scene of my 2008 horror memories,

Snagging the homes to run me out of,

And it’ll be near impossible to vote you.

But hey, if you want an unpopular party,

Vault a green-seeking bankster to top it,

With some organic authoritarian flavour,

Hustling loyalists, but netting zero people.