For three quarters nation population of that ‘other’ language group…

Here’s one of two debates for a fair parity 50/50 split of understanding.

Um, translators, mic check please…

Gloria Gold…echo in the room? Good, good, you’ll come off crazed and disorientingly optimistic.

Christ Freelander…fuzzy as a drum roll? Perfect, you’ll come off misunderstood and cross hung.

Carnival Bankster…clear, classy old-world, no problems? Exactly what we want. Top notch, dick.

Bailey Big Balls…glad to have you. This can't look like a conspiracy, so you’ll be clear too, but timid.

All in all, I think we did well making this completely incoherent to most people, top notch,

The technology of 1985 resides strong in this proud nation, and backward ways will win out!