I’m not a fact-checked journalist,

Nor a detailed academic rewrite,

Just a roaming mess with a blog,

Who’s got sharp kitty cat claws,

And a rather dumbfounded look,

Cause I just can’t understand why.

Do you like a deep scratch?

Cause I purr so warmly too,

And will blink softly at you,

If you let my digits in house,

To lap, nap and knead you.