2025.08.13
- Craig Van Ravens
- Aug 13
- 2 min read
Updated: Aug 26
Ugly Dicktator the bloated whale.
Ugly Dicktator the lying snake,
Ugly Dicktator the selfish sniffer,
Ugly Dicktator the entitled muffintop,
Ugly Dicktator the lecherous pervert.
Ugly Dicktator the apathetic clown,
Ugly Dicktator the enforcing bozo,
Ugly Dicktator the warring numbskull,
Ugly Dicktator the slaving hairpiece.
Ugly Dicktator the intoxicated toadeater,
Ugly Dicktator the engorged muttonhead,
Ugly Dicktator the unhealthy dullard,
Ugly Dicktator the unmedicated shitbrain.
Ugly Dicktator the nightmare shart,
Ugly Dicktator the poisoning gasrag,
Ugly Dicktator the polluting fecalswirl,
Ugly Dicktator the wasteland latrine.
Ugly Dicktator the withholding jackoff,
Ugly Dicktator the gaslighting wanker,
Ugly Dicktator the uninvesting prick,
Ugly Dicktator the crumbling pillock.
Ugly Dicktator the ignorant fartwhifer,
Ugly Dicktator the divisive pitreek,
Ugly Dicktator the exclusive dumpster,
Ugly Dicktator the uneducated qwelch.
Ugly Dicktator the hopeless frumper,
Ugly Dicktator the celebrity showboater,
Ugly Dicktator the propagandist blowhard,
Ugly Dicktator the undemocratic snollygoster.
Ugly Dicktator the divinity molester,
Ugly Dicktator the puritanical pedophile,
Ugly Dicktator the fanatical sexist,
Ugly Dicktator the terrorist rapist.
Ugly Dicktator the vane vaunter,
Ugly Dicktator the narcissistic insecure,
Ugly Dicktator the deporting blackbagger,
Ugly Dicktator the colonizing plague.
Ugly Dicktator the manipulative speedfreak,
Ugly Dicktator the mercenary trollface,
Ugly Dicktator the arms dealing quack,
Ugly Dicktator the overthrowing psycho.
Ugly Dicktator the racist damned,
Ugly Dicktator the supremacist imp,
Ugly Dicktator the fascist hellbound,
Ugly Dicktator the genociding devil.
Ugly Dicktator the deceptive crook,
Ugly Dicktator the greedy bamboozler,
Ugly Dicktator the pillaging swindler,
Ugly Dicktator the gangster dealbreaker.
Ugly Dicktator the controlling guiche,
Ugly Dicktator the surveilling creep,
Ugly Dicktator the hoarding leech,
Ugly Dicktator the arsenal air head.
Ugly Dicktator the corrupting shill,
Ugly Dicktator the corporate bimbo,
Ugly Dicktator the oligarchic incompetency,
Ugly Dicktator the empire’s rolling head.
The weight of your diaper oozes thy putrid stank,
The judgements of a world shall weigh foul wafting.
But no jumble of mythical lies can hide your rotting smell.
Ugly Dicktator, hated will you forever be, a shitstain on humanity.

