Hmm, Mary, this one’s just a little too far gone,
Heaven’s angels won’t be blessing it for long.
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So no con-descending alien encounters please,
It might get stuck in light and beam on our ship.
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And the last time we ascended one up to heaven,
They quarreled for two thousand years to come,
Conquering the other to uphold the same ideal.
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Clearly, this one in particular is a full-on basket case,
But maybe a basket full of cases might be kinda fun,
So lets round up a limelight crew to spew odd takes,
So we can supervise our thinking all over this place.